One of the things my English teacher said was that we "shouldnt be afraid to post ideas in the works". Ok, I have an idea.
We should intoduce wolverines into the high school curriculum.
This idea is still being worked on, but what if instead of the "mile run" in P.E, it was the "One Mile Sprint for your life away from the Wolverines", or "OMSFYLAFW", the catchy and totally easily to remember acronym. 7 out of 10 Americans are overweight, right? Well, with this, we can make it so the statistic is "7 out of 10 Americans are going to get more healthy really really fast or they aren't going to be able to participate in the polls anymore". It solves oh so many problems: obesity, endangered species, and reform of the school system.
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This me gave me the giggles for an hour!! thank you
The word "giggles" shall never appear on this site again on pain of ban hammer to the face.
especially when used as a noun in the verb form. Yeah, that's right. I used the rules from the English language.
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